He Rollocksed it Up
Pardon my language.
But we have a new song for your entertainment. And it's a goody, one that is garnering praise left, right and centre. Apparently, I am "the thinking man (and women's) crumpet" and I look like "a gay Jordan Peterson".
I'm not going to write the title of the song here because it has a word in it that rhymes with rollocks and that ranks 2 (out of 3) on Ofcom's unacceptable words table. The bots don't like that sort of thing, particularly at this hour of the morning.
Anyway, you can watch the song here. It only lasts three minutes, so hopefully you can spare the time.
I'll be performing the song, and many more besides, at Crazy Coqs in the West End on November 23rd, if you're free.
This show is going to sell out - it's half sold already - so book early. Lots more songs coming over the next few weeks, plus other stuff going on, so keep your eyes and ears peeled.
Have a lovely day. Best Dominic